exhaledoom:

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

doglets:

hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars